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Col. Parker sends “hospitality” envoy to Von Erichs

MLW has learned Colonel Robert Parker is using some southern hustling to secure the rights to manage and promote the reigning World Tag Team Champions Ross and Marshall Von Erich has gone awry. 

Having sent expensive gifts to impress and entice the Von Erichs into a pact with Parker’s revamped Stud Stable, a source close to the southern blowhard confirms all gifts were respectfully returned to sender.

Never one to be told no, Parker is now sending his girlfriend — debutante Aria Blake to Hawaii as his personal “hospitality envoy” in hopes of wowing the Von Erichs into putting pen to paper. 

Will the gold digging social climber bring home the Von Erich boys… or will Col. Parker have to go back to the drawing board?