Where in the world is the new champ?

Since the shocking ending to the World Heavyweight Championship bout, Major League Wrestling has descended into chaos.

The new reigning World Champ Jacob Fatu along with CONTRA Unit stormed out of the sold-out Cicero Stadium like thieves in the night.

With Fatu no-showing the customary post title fight press conference, league officials and the media on hand recognized the rules had changed: an outsider was in possession of the coveted championship and with that power and lack of control, CONTRA would appear to hold all of the cards.

Court Bauer and senior officials have made attempts to establish communication with CONTRA Unit to sort through the situation and complexities involved in Fatu as the new champion but no dialogue has taken place to date.

Where in the world is the new champ?

Sources indicate Jacob Fatu and CONTRA Unit have reportedly gone abroad.

Where are the self-described global dealers in violence? No one knows for sure but with CONTRA supposedly having shadowy connections to the darkest corners of the world, it is only a matter of time before the trio release a statement.

As for “Filthy” Tom Lawlor’s next move, sources believe a statement is forthcoming.